Yesterday I saw someone post the following to Twitter (edited slightly to make it more coherent):
Wanna get a babe in church?! Go to service without a Bible but with an ipad2 & bible software installed on it!
Since I’ve been “off the market” for some time now, I can’t personally vouch for the effectiveness of this strategy. Still, assuming this gentleman is on to something, I figured I’d pass it on to you single guys out there as yet another way Accordance can help.
When a girl approaches you to ask what you’re doing with an iPad in church, open the Greek or Hebrew in a parallel pane and tell her you’re checking the pastor’s sermon for accuracy. She’ll either think you’re smart and spiritual or she’ll think you’re an arrogant know-it-all. If the latter, do a quick search for “Berea” and show her that the Bereans were commended because they “examined the Scriptures daily to see if these things were so” (Acts 17:11 HCSB). With Accordance on your iPad and a little quick thinking, you could end up looking like a great catch.
While I doubt we’ll start a new marketing campaign around the promise that Accordance can help you “get a babe in church,” you never know how you’ll meet the love of your life. Who knows? Maybe Accordance on your iPad will help you catch her eye.